I hate to make this friends only because I've always been so open and carefree with this kind of stuff, but since having my daughter I don't like the fact that anyone can know whatever they want whenever they want. I don't mind if people know all the superficial on the surface crap, but when it comes to the stuff inside my head and details about my daughter growing up it just isn't anyones business.

It really sucks though because certain friends read this and I don't mind that because they're my friends, but now they can't because they don't use livejournal, so that sucks. :(

SO JOIN LIVEJOURNAL YOU SEXY FREAKS! <3

xoxo

Uhm...so my default picture/icon thingy has been changed to this random picture of some random dude I have never seen before in my life and I have no idea who it is or how it happened? Wtf. Livejournal you fail.

- I'm really bad at things like being healthy and taking care of myself. I don't sleep properly. I don't eat properly. I don't get enough exercise. I don't drink enough water. Basically I should probably be dead. But I'm trying to get better at it. I figured I might remember to take vitamins more often if I got one of those little things with little sections for each day of the week that you put pills in. I feel like an old lady now. An AWESOME old lady.

- My job still rocks. Uh oh maybe I shouldn't say that since every time I express joy in something it disappears shortly after. haha OH WELL!!!!

- I want a gray cat. And a white cat. Except I hate cats so...no. Bad Angela.

- I didn't hate cats until I had a baby and realized how annoying my cat is. I can't pay attention to you I have a human to take care of! Geeze!

- I was supposed to go out tonight for Amanda's birthday but I don't feel good and didn't get much sleep last night and the idea of going to a bar sounds about as appealing as ripping my nails off. But I also feel bad because I love Amanda and I am missing her birthday. I suck as a friend.

- I can't stop buying clothes for my kid. I blew another $200 on her today when she already has a closet full of clothes. Is there a group I can join to get help for this?

- Every time we come home with new clothes, Kya puts on a little fashion show for grandma and grandpa. I dress her up and she parades in front of them and twirls and then runs back to her "dressing room" ready for the next outfit. I should have known this stuff was hereditary.

- Writing letters back and forth with a co-worker who works in a different section of the base and at a different time is the new cool. CO-WORKER PENPALS!!!!

- I am also really bad with money and I suck at saving. I haven't had more than 100 bucks in my savings account since like, 4 years ago probably. But now I'm trying to get better at that and I have about $1,000 in there right now and so far I'm being really really really good about not touching it. Yay me. Plus every month I get a $100 "Baby Bonus" or whatever check from the government that every parent in Canada gets for having a kid or something like that and that goes right into Kya's bank account for when she grows up. She has about $1,200 in there or something so far. Nothing huge but I'm glad I'm at least trying to make plans for her future.

- I think I'm hungry.

- I cleaned up my apartment a bit and now it looks pretty good and I'm all motivated to clean more. YAY!

- When I get it clean(er) and it warms up a bit I can FINALLY tear out the carpet in the living room and in my room and replace it with new floors!

- When the new floors go in I can FINALLY buy my couch and new bed since there was no point in doing it before since they're such big pieces of furniture, what would be the point in getting them before replacing the floors? Silly. :)

- I am definitely hungry and now it's time to go snack.

xoxo

I never feel like writing in here lately.

- Last night was Raven's good-bye party. She's moving to Kamloops to be with her boyfriend Jeff. I'm sad to see her go, but happy for her. Plus Kamloops isn't that far so we'll still see each other. We went to Level and got drunk and had a good time.

- I hate Connor. I hate him I hate him I hate him. I texted him from the bar when I was drunk. Because I do that. Because half of me wants to see him when I'm drunk and the other half of me knows that if I were to see him and not be prepared it would probably be a bad situation. So when I know we're going out downtown I text him to see if he's going out so I will know I might run into him. Anyways. I texted him from the bar and he called me and was like, "I'm going to call you tomorrow k?" and I was like, "No you won't. I bet you 10 bucks you won't." and well now the fucker owes me 10 bucks because he's a fuckhead. He texted me just a few minutes ago and was like, "I owe u 10 bucks im so sorry i will call u tho" to which I responded, "Haha. Right." HATE HIM SO MUCH.

- Amber is amazing. When I arrived last night she handed me this:


lovelovelove. BEST BEST FRIEND EVER! I'm pretty lucky to have her.

- Took Kya to Wal Mart to have portraits taken. She was so adorable. I love the pictures. They turned out great.
( Portraits... )

-Random pictures of stuff lately. Kya's room, last night, that kind of stuff:
( Pictures... )

- My stepdad told me today that I had to "make cleaning up the apartment a full time job." I looked at him and said, "You mean along with my actual full time job and raising my daughter? Sure. No problem." Sometimes he is so fucking ignorant I want to slap him across the face.

- I am going to start my Christmas shopping soon I think. I want to avoid the mall during actual Christmas shopping time because it's so packed I want to kill people. So if I get it done early I can just sit at home and watch tv while everyone else deals with the crowds and the stress. I don't know what to get anyone though. I don't even know who I have to buy presents for. I know Kya, my mom, my sister Crystal, my step dad, my brother David and his girlfriend Christel, Amber & Morgan, probably David's brother Aaron too, my step sister Samantha and her fiance Craig, Fernando, Kyshia...other than that I don't know. Probably more will be added to the list over time.

- I am so excited for Halloween. You don't even know. Halloween is my religious holiday. Unfortunately, Amber & I will be celebrating said "Holiday" the night after since Halloween is on a Friday this year and I work Friday nights and can't go out. Luckily Amber is wonderful and has agreed to dress up with me Saturday night. YAY!!!!

I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY

hate hate hate hate her and all her stupid shit. Who the fuck gives their first child a (pretty sweet and semi normal) name like Kingston and then names their second child fucking Zuma Nesta Rock??? Wtf is wrong with her head? Why not just tattoo "Mommy loves the other one better, please kick my ass" right on the kid's forehead you fucking retard. Stupid Gwen Stefani, I want to punch her in the face and then run her over with my car.

The end.

Heading to Vancouver now! Although I think we're going to spend most of our time in Victoria because Celeste is there. YAY I CANT WAIT! I love road trips, even little ones.

I took a nap and dreamed that I had worked with Heath Ledger when I worked at Panago. Then I woke up and I was still in that dream fog and I was like, "Omg I forgot that he worked there! Oh that's so sad."

hahahahaha. I love dreams.

Probably NSFW. But so awesome.


I've watched it like 30 times and now it's stuck in my head and I will totally be at the bar singing it as soon as I get drunk. Joy.

Sometimes I really hate celebrities. They're entertaining and fun to watch (sometimes) but god are most of them ever fucking ignorant. Take for example, my personal favorite, Cameron Diaz. Little Miss "I attack paparazzi when they take pictures of me when I'm out and then whine about how I deserve my privacy" or as I like to think of her, The Prettiest Woman In The World:


(picture stolen from a really really really old entry on The Superficial which probably stole it from somewhere else because it's way too funny to not pass around)

Sorry. Scrubbing your eyes out with soap might help. And salt. Soap mixed with salt seems to do the trick. If that doesn't do it, try acid.

Anyways, where was I? Right, Cameron Diaz is a stupid cunt. So first of all, a few basic facts:

Cameron Diaz is 35 years old.
She received $20million dollars for Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
There are 365 days in a year. (although I'm going to use 366 to take into account leap years)
There are 24 hours in a day.

Math Time!

35(her age)x366(# of days in a year, plus 1 because I don't know how many leap years there have been)=12,819(# of days she has been alive, approx.)

$20,000,000(amount she made for CA:FT)/12,819(# of days she's been alive)=$1,560.18(amount of money she has been paid for every single day she has been alive)

Or to break it down even further:
1,2819(days she's been alive)x24(hours in a day)=307,656(hours she's been alive)

So,
$20,000,000(amount she made for CA:FT)/307,656(hours she's been alive)=$65.00(amount of money she has been paid for every hour she's been alive)

This means that basically, from that one movie alone, Cameron Diaz has been paid $65 an hour for every hour she's been alive. That doesn't even begin to take into account all her other movies, and whatever else she gets paid for. $65 an hour to just be alive, and eat and sleep and shit and be a complete and total moron. Sure maybe she puts in some time "working" while making these movies, and yeah I bet she works really really really hard (haha) during that very brief period of time. It's just kind of funny that she has the nerve to bitch when other families are working multiple jobs, making minimum wage, struggling just to pay rent and put food on the table. Poor Cameron Diaz has no privacy when she goes shopping.

Really, when it comes down to it though, I think we owe her an apology.
I'm sorry Cameron. I'm sorry you chose to work in the Entertainment Industry and therefore it is your job to entertain the public, until the day you die.
I'm sorry you choose to live/spend the majority of your time in places like L.A. which you know damn well are overpopulated by paparazzi and fans just dying to snap a great picture of someone famous.
I'm sorry that normal people who actually work boring day jobs enjoy reading tabloids just to catch a glimpse into the "oh so glamorous" lives of celebrities such as yourself. It's not their fault that, by comparison, their lives just don't seem quite as interesting.

Fuck you Cameron Diaz.

Angela, your IQ score is 147

Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.

The way you think about things makes you an Intuitive Investigator. This means you have multiple talents and can do anything you set your mind to. You're able to detect numerical patterns easily and are able to grasp the true complexity of the world, both in its details and in a more abstract form. You've got a sharp logical mind and are adept at using words to get even a difficult point across. The combination of all these things makes you truly brilliant.

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